three nuns

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines! "What did you do? " the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied. The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms! "Oh my! " gasped the other nuns. "What did you do? " they asked. "I poked holes in all of them! " she replied. The third nun fainted."